So I’ve been playing DayZ all of today, thought I’d share a kind of funny story about some bandits. I had just spawned after been killed with a shovel when I decided to explore a hospital, I start getting beat on by a lag zombie when buddy from nowhere helps me out. Things hit the fan when two chatty bandits murder him and force me on the ground, handcuff and start feeding me alcohol. They gloat for a while, which is just hilarious to me and my brother whos dealing with some actual hard ass bandits somewhere else in the map.
Long story short I lag out before they actually kill me and I bleed out in another server. All and all a great first encounter with some Dumbasses.